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- Nov 07, 2020
Haircut Quotes
On the small cut that changes everything.
A haircut can mark a low point, launch a signature look, or simply become a stubborn habit kept for a decade. These quotes trace that surprisingly emotional relationship people have with a trip to the salon.
- Last Updated on Aug 01, 2026
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I had cut myself off from everyone. I didn't come out of my room, forget stepping out of the house. I had a beard, and I didn't get a haircut for months. For someone who has performed in front of a crowd of 20,000, I was scared of facing 4-5 people. That's what bipolar disorder does to you.
- Grateful
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- Nov 07, 2020
The bubble bowl! Yes, that made my career, and I should be grateful. I was stomping my feet when Garren was giving me that haircut. It's hard to say to a 17-year-old girl in 1993 that a bowl haircut was cool.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
Everyone's had a dodgy haircut at one point and think your life's over. Then there's always someone, whether it's a best friend or your mom or someone, who can talk you down.
- New
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- Nov 07, 2020
I always have a new haircut.
- Hair
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- Nov 07, 2020
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
- Government
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- Nov 07, 2020