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- Nov 07, 2020
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- French People
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- Nov 07, 2020
They were nothing like the French people I had imagined. If anything, they were too kind, too generous and too knowledgable in the fields of plumbing and electricity.
- Crystal
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- Nov 07, 2020
After a few months in my parents' basement, I took an apartment near the state university, where I discovered both crystal methamphetamine and conceptual art. Either one of these things are dangerous, but in combination they have the potential to destroy entire civilizations.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer.
- Family
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- Nov 07, 2020
My family isn't really all that different from anyone else's. Well, maybe they're a bit more entertaining.
- Doing
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- Nov 07, 2020
People ask me, 'Have you ever considered doing stand-up?' To me it would be less offensive if someone asked me, 'Have you ever considered dental implants?'
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020