Toilet Paper Quotes

Comedy built from the most mundane object around.

Toilet paper turns out to be a surprisingly reliable comic prop, used here to dismiss comic books, mock American bathrooms without bidets, and even joke about what a Bible is good for in a survival pinch.


The sharpest line here isn't about bathrooms at all: it's a complaint that Big TV networks interrupt serious documentaries every twelve minutes with dancing rabbits selling toilet paper. For more everyday gripes, see our American quotes.