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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Boss
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- Nov 07, 2020
A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss.
- Job
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- Nov 07, 2020
An interim government was set up in Afghanistan. It included two women, one of whom was Minister of Women's Affairs. Man, who'd she have to show her ankles to to get that job?
- Night
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think if you ask any of us here, we all dreamed of ending up on Saturday Night Live. I remember thinking, 'I'll just keep doing this as long as I can get away with it.'
- Newspaper
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was the editor of the school newspaper and in drama club and choir, so I was not a popular girl in the traditional sense, but I think I was known for being relatively scathing.
- Laugh
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- Nov 07, 2020
If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Somewhere around the fifth or seventh grade I figured out that I could ingratiate myself to people by making them laugh. Essentially, I was just trying to make them like me. But after a while it became part of my identity.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Yeah, it's tough being smart and sexy, too. I have to say, I'm really not that attractive. Until I met my husband, I could not get a date. I promise you it's true. My husband Jeff Richmond saw a diamond in the rough and took me in.
- Amazed
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- Nov 07, 2020
I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
Mary Tyler Moore was a working woman whose story lines were not always about dating and men. They were about work friendships and relationships, which is what I feel my adult life has mostly been about.
- Dreams
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- Nov 07, 2020
I work, and then whenever I have any other time, I'm with my daughter, and then I go to sleep. I think you basically have to abandon the dreams of having any other adult activities in your life. You have to go to sleep whenever your child goes to sleep. That's basically how we're doing it.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Being a mom has made me so tired. And so happy.
- Men
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- Nov 07, 2020
I like to write about women, not so much about the way they relate to men, but about the way they relate to each other.
- More
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm more of a writer than an actor, and I used to say that I'm mostly an improviser, though I haven't improvised in awhile.
- Get
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have to say, I'm really not that attractive. Until I met my husband, I could not get a date.
- Know
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm married, you know. I love my husband and I have a child.
- Crazy
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't like my feet. I'm not crazy about anybody's feet. But I have flat feet.
- Kid
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was a very confident little kid.
- Mom
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- Nov 07, 2020
I grew up in a family of Republicans. And when I was 18 and registering to vote, my mom's only instruction was 'You just go in and pull the big Republican lever.' That's my welcome to adulthood. She's like, 'No, don't even read it. Just pull the Republican lever.
- Coolest Thing
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- Nov 07, 2020
Even when I was at 'SNL,' I didn't do impersonations. I always wanted to be the kind of person who could do them - I always thought they were the coolest thing on the show - but I didn't have any experience.
- Humor
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- Nov 07, 2020
When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real.
- Person
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- Nov 07, 2020
You don't just decide to destroy a person by making up stuff, and no one at 'SNL' is writing to go after someone.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
The only way I could get comfortable around people was to make them laugh. I was an obedient girl, and humor was my one form of rebellion. I used comedy to deflect. Like, 'Hey, check out my zit!' - you know, making fun of yourself before someone else has a chance to.
- Dreams
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- Nov 07, 2020