- Feel
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- Nov 07, 2020
Think Quotes
Quotes that share what people really think.
Many quotes here open with a direct 'I think,' offering personal beliefs - some lighthearted, like using comedy as a defense, others sobering, including grim predictions about where humanity is headed. A few weigh in on cryptography and the future of communication, a subject also touched on in Life Quotes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was always funny, but I wasn't a great musician, and I wanted to be a musician way more than I wanted to be a comic. I just didn't think comedians were cool when I was a kid.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't have a massive fan base. I don't have Patton Oswalt numbers, but the fan base I have is incredibly generous, and of the 22,000 people who follow me on Twitter, I think almost all of those people participate.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think probably - I think, you know, when you're first dating somebody, if they're just not that physical with you, if they don't want to make concrete plans with you, you know, if they're sort of ambiguous about where everything is going, I think that's a pretty good sign that they're not into you.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
You have to always try to think about them like real people first, and not just heroes. They have to be real characters. As people do more and more superhero stuff, the characters are what distinguish it, just like in cop shows.
- Hair
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- Nov 07, 2020
I usually tell people upfront what to expect, and that I really want their feedback and their ideas, and if they think I've got a hair out of place or food stuck in my teeth, gosh, I want to know that.
- Character
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- Nov 07, 2020
When you think about 'The Simpsons' or 'King of the Hill' or something like that, the worlds tend to expand each episode, because there's no additional cost incurred to hire an animated character.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
I wrote Steve Carell's last episode. I think it was a really good episode, but there's always a tension between what's good for the series and what's good for an episode, because the more closure you put on an episode, the more significant feeling it is.
- Old
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's a strange old thing, but I think an awful lot of 'Inbetweeners' fans still don't realise I'm a stand-up.
- Bedroom
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- Nov 07, 2020
As a young ma,n I was an absolute idiot. I think my exes would say I was a likeable baby. I had a teenager's bedroom when I was 32.
- Laugh
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- Nov 07, 2020
Some friends think I'm dull now. But I think it's great that I'm no longer trying to make everyone laugh in the pub.
- Great
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- Nov 07, 2020
Kids are great. They are endlessly fascinating and bizarre. But I also think that if I had left them on their own for long enough, one of them would have been eaten.
- Himself
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think the main thing I'd bring to Chewbacca is middle-aged spread. Chewbacca has looked after himself.
- Nov 07, 2020
I frequently meet ex-pupils who seem to think I didn't totally ruin their educations, so that's something.
- Bad
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- Nov 07, 2020