- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Lightning
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- Nov 07, 2020
You can't just count on becoming a syndicated cartoonist. I actually tried to calculate the odds once, and the best I could come up with is a 1-in-36,000 chance. And the odds of getting hit by lightning are 1 in 7,900 - which kind of shows how long those odds are.
- Proud
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- Nov 07, 2020
I want a career writing these novels that I can be proud of. And then I want one as a screenwriter.
- Know
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- Nov 07, 2020
Basically, I learned to read by reading 'Peanuts,' just wanting to know what they were saying.
- Generation
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- Nov 07, 2020
Maybe the bar is low, but most of the strips that are 50, 60, 70 years old that are on their second or third generation of artists, the humor is pretty bland. There are others by people that were raised on 'Family Guy' or 'South Park' that are edgier. Mine's not as edgy as those, but it's edgier than 'Beetle Bailey.'
- Makes
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- Nov 07, 2020
I do what makes me laugh.
- Big
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- Nov 07, 2020
Sticking to my schedule, I've gotten over seven months ahead, which allowed me to write a 'Pearls Before Swine' movie script for the big screen.
- Generation
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- Nov 07, 2020