- Game
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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Beautiful
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- Nov 07, 2020
We reach a secondary road and - here comes the bonus - we pass the Temple of Neptune and Cerene, at Paestum, both looking beautiful in the sunlight. Strung from the Doric columns are lines of soldiers' washing. At last they had been put to practical use. If only the ancient Greeks had known.
- Every Chance
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- Nov 07, 2020
The lunacy continues and has every chance of becoming a way of life unless we stop it soon. Men are getting so used to wars that the psychiatric wing of the RAMC are planning how to break the news to the men when the war is over.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Unbeknown to me, my manager, under my very nose (in a crouching position) has all these years been secretly compiling a book from my correspondence. I often wondered what she was doing in my office. She never did a stroke of work for me. All the time, I have been working for her.
- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
- Light
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- Nov 07, 2020
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
- I Can
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- Nov 07, 2020
I can speak Esperanto like a native.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
- Hero
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm a hero with coward's legs.
- Mind
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- Nov 07, 2020