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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
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- Nov 07, 2020
Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.
- Excitement
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- Nov 07, 2020
There hasn't been this much excitement since the Romans fed the Christians to the Lions.
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- Nov 07, 2020
He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.
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- Nov 07, 2020
Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.
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- Nov 07, 2020
He's as cool as a prized marrow!
- Greatest
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- Nov 07, 2020
That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.
- Kangaroo
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.
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- Nov 07, 2020
He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.
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- Nov 07, 2020
When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. Eric Bristow is only 27.
- Learning
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- Nov 07, 2020
As a kid, I was school swot, but I used to hang around the billiard halls, learning that Geordie sense of humour, mixing with low-lifes. They were the sort who'd pick your pocket and then say 'Here you are lad, here's tuppence, get yourself some chips'. I was a good rugby player, a good runner, so I fitted in at Cambridge quite easily.
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- Nov 07, 2020
Golden rule of life: never underestimate your rivals.
- Fast
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- Nov 07, 2020
I talk fast because I'm asthmatic, and I'm desperately hoping the words get out before my breath fails.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's a form of mental and verbal gymnastics, and one of the things that appeals to me most about commenting on darts is that no one knows exactly what I'm going to come out with next - and neither do I.
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- Nov 07, 2020
The thing about darts is that you've got to shout. It's not like cricket where you can talk to Michael Atherton and ask him to analyse the bloody nuances. Darts does not have nuances. You've got to hurl yourself at it.
- End
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm a postmodern commentator, and so, in a cheeky parallel to James Joyce or James Kelman, I get to places, verbally, that are a little unusual - when I talk about Jocky Wilson and end up sounding like a Jackson Pollock of the commentary box.
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- Nov 07, 2020
You can get the dart player out of the pub, but you can't get the pub out of the dart player.
- Appeared
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- Nov 07, 2020
The thing with darts players is they have always appeared available. They don't have to live like monks. I've only ever met one dry player in 35 years.
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- Nov 07, 2020