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- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.
- Knowledge
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- Nov 07, 2020
We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.
- Proactive
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- Nov 07, 2020
Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.
- Only
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- Nov 07, 2020
The only risk of failure is promotion.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.
- Own
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- Nov 07, 2020
Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.
- Find
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- Nov 07, 2020
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
- Car
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- Nov 07, 2020
In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
- Mysterious
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- Nov 07, 2020
The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.
- Longer
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- Nov 07, 2020
The longer you work here, diverse it gets.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
The best things in life are silly.
- Hard
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- Nov 07, 2020
If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.
- I Am
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- Nov 07, 2020
I get mail; therefore I am.
- Idiot
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- Nov 07, 2020
There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.
- Enough
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- Nov 07, 2020
Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.
- Path
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- Nov 07, 2020
Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure.
- Kindness
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- Nov 07, 2020
Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.
- High
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- Nov 07, 2020
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
- Dating
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- Nov 07, 2020
Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.
- Failure
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- Nov 07, 2020