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- Enjoy
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- Nov 07, 2020
I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games.
- Meaning
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- Nov 07, 2020
It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it.
- First Time
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- Nov 07, 2020
The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school.
- Live
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- Nov 07, 2020
By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.
- Nov 07, 2020
Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.
- Nov 07, 2020
You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage.
- Game
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- Nov 07, 2020
I really think everything is fair game.
- Find
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- Nov 07, 2020
That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive.
- Heart
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- Nov 07, 2020
I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.
- Nov 07, 2020
I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.
- Black And White
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- Nov 07, 2020
Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of our fears and our feelings and more vocal about it.
- Humor
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- Nov 07, 2020
Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
I like my life alone.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
Men like to squash you. I just want someone who's happy with himself, happy with his life. He doesn't have to squash mine.
- Got
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I came out to L. A., I got a part in an episode of 'Star Trek: Voyager,' and I hired an acting coach.
- Feel
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- Nov 07, 2020
I can't believe how much time has passed. The first time I did stand-up I was 17, and I was really a stand-up once I was 19 in New York, and now I'm 41, and I still feel like I haven't found myself onstage.
- Feel
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- Nov 07, 2020
Earlier in my career, I was really tight, really together, and knew who I was and I was confident. I kind of feel in between now.
- Night
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm doing a lot of stand-up, but not like when you're living in New York and you can do three sets a night and it's your life, and you sleep all day and you wake up and you eat with a bunch of other comics and then get ready for the night.
- Myself
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- Nov 07, 2020
I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion.
- Myself
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- Nov 07, 2020
I just think of myself as a comedian, really.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
I do love the idea of ritual.
- Person
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm a very ritualistic person. I have to wash my face twice, and on the second wash before I rinse, I brush my teeth, then I rinse, then I floss, then I put on moisturizer. I'm ritualistic. Jewishness is very ritualistic.
- God
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- Nov 07, 2020
What are the chances there is a God, really?
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I never want to be in a position where I have to defend my material. It's too subjective. It's for other people to defend or not defend.
- Kids
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- Nov 07, 2020
If I have kids, I'll adopt.
- Interesting
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'd love to do drama if it was interesting.
- Definitely
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- Nov 07, 2020
Smells definitely do have a crazy impact on me.
- Experience
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- Nov 07, 2020
I remember when I got a part on 'Seinfeld' it was like an out of body experience, I was so excited.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
I like my life alone. I mean, I love being with friends, and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
It fills me with a weird rage to wear shoes that make me not able to walk easily or run if I had to. It feeds into this whole 'war on women' thing in my head.
- Myself
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- Nov 07, 2020
The first time I did stand-up I was 17, and I was really a stand-up once I was 19 in New York, and now I'm 41, and I still feel like I haven't found myself onstage. Earlier in my career, I was really tight, really together, and knew who I was and I was confident.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill.
- Money
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have no religion, but I can't escape being extremely Jewish ethnically - that is, culturally. In other words, I'm not religious, but I worry and I'm neurotic. And I'm very good with money.
- Hope
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- Nov 07, 2020
I tend to be more arrogant on stage. Far more ignorant. I sometimes say what I think and sometimes say the opposite of what I think and the lines get blurred, but I can only hope that some kind of absolute power transcends.
- Had
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- Nov 07, 2020
I had a lot of depression as a kid.
- Drifting
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have very vivid dreams - almost always action-adventure. I'm often on the run. I've always had dreams. When I was little, I'd go to sleep with my head on my hands, which were in fists like I was looking through a camera. I felt like sleep was the movies - just drifting off to the movies.
- Look
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- Nov 07, 2020
My comedy notebooks are filled with random journal entries. It's all the same. I can look back on old joke notebooks, and know exactly what was going on in my life.
- Friends
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- Nov 07, 2020
You're supposed to have friends you can tell anything to.
- Go
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- Nov 07, 2020
As a kid, I was terrified. I was a bed wetter, and I had to go to sleepaway camp every summer, which was humiliating and terrifying. I had lots of insecurities and scaredness.
- Children
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- Nov 07, 2020
Growing up, I always loved Disney movies, but the first movie I remember seeing is 'Sleepers,' so I wasn't really taken to children's movies.
- Know
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- Nov 07, 2020
My growing up years, we watched 'Happy Days,' every night. I don't know what was reruns and what was new.
- Heart
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- Nov 07, 2020
In terms of television and movies, I've been really interested in seeing the partnership of comedy and beauty and heart. I think they can go together really well and really thoughtfully. But, I'm a total one-hour drama addict. I think when you're a comedian, you tend towards dramas because that's the less stressful thing to watch.
- Myself
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- Nov 07, 2020
I just think of myself as a comedian, really. I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
I do love the idea of ritual. I'm a very ritualistic person. I have to wash my face twice, and on the second wash before I rinse, I brush my teeth, then I rinse, then I floss, then I put on moisturizer. I'm ritualistic. Jewishness is very ritualistic.
- Myself
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- Nov 07, 2020
Traditionally, I have no right to talk about race. I'm white; I didn't grow up in an all-black neighborhood. But the license I see for myself is I'm a member of the world.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020