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- Nov 07, 2020
I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.
- Drive
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.
- Home
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.
- President
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States.
- Just
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- Nov 07, 2020
If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian.
- Man
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- Nov 07, 2020
If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!
- Much
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- Nov 07, 2020
If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.
- Mother
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- Nov 07, 2020
If I were like your mother, I would be a woman.
- Eating
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- Nov 07, 2020
Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.
- Nov 07, 2020
Never trust sheep.
- Make
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- Nov 07, 2020
That is raw dough. Never eat raw dough. They can make worms in your tummy. Worms in your tummy.
- Blue
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- Nov 07, 2020
The sky, the sky beyond the door is blue.
- Dark
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- Nov 07, 2020
What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess.
- Myself
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- Nov 07, 2020
You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards.
- Doing
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- Nov 07, 2020
Drew's a funny guy. Because anything he gets into, he gets in 100%. Even when we were doing 'The Drew Carey Show,' he got into bowling, and suddenly he's phoning up pros for tips and carrying around 3 balls. It's just how he does it.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I did standup for a lot of years, too, but when you come out as a standup, you get the feeling from a crowd - it's a kind of a 'make me laugh' attitude. But when you come out as an improvisor, they realize that they're suggesting everything you do. So they're already invested in the scene, and they actually want it to work.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm convinced to do improv. All you have to do is listen to what people are saying to you, and then just add more information to what they've just said. That's all there is to improv, but it's the hardest thing to do.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was into sports in high school, but I got kicked out of Richmond High at 17, so I never graduated. However, I still get invites to the class reunions... I don't know that I want to see how everyone looks now.
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- Nov 07, 2020