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- Nov 07, 2020
Comedians who are 22 years old can certainly be funny and clever, and be capable of telling jokes - but are they talking about their favorite TV shows, or a particular brand of shampoo?
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- Nov 07, 2020
My stand-up is far more rooted in reality than my Twitter.
- Nov 07, 2020
I hate wearing suits and ties.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I use Twitter as a tool to get involved with people, to sell tickets to gigs where I can stand in a room and smell the audience - and I love that!
- Feel Good
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I want people to feel good about themselves.
- People
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With Twitter, you just want to make people laugh in their meeting; on stage, people have paid for their tickets with their hard-earned money, so I owe them the truth as I experience it.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Depression taught me the importance of compassion and hard work, and that you can overcome enormous obstacles.
- High School
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- Nov 07, 2020
In high school, I definitely fancied myself an intense guy, which is so lame.
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In real life, I am alarmingly boring.
- Me
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It makes me sad that corporations and media and Hollywood conspire to make people feel terrible about their bodies from the second they wake up, so I sort of try to subversively undercut that.
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- Nov 07, 2020
But I also know in standup, there's nowhere to hide. You get on stage and you deliver, or you are eviscerated and you are thrown into a pile of bodies at the bottom of a mountain.
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On Twitter, I just want to make you laugh at all costs.
- Husband
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On stage, I'm me. I'm a husband, I'm a dad, I'm a guy, I'm a mess - but I am a cohesive thing that you recognize as one human entity saying these things that he generally believes.
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- Nov 07, 2020
Well, Mitt Romney is a very attractive comedic target. He's irresistible to me. I mean, seriously, I want to pay less attention to him.
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- Nov 07, 2020
The danger for a comedian on Twitter is the same danger that any civilian faces: sometimes you gotta put that phone down and go live your life. When you're on Twitter, you're not living, and if you're not living, you're not taking in stimuli with which you can create new material.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm a comedian at the beginning and the end of the day. I'm not affiliated with any campaign, nor do I generally find politics interesting enough to plan to be involved.
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- Nov 07, 2020
The best thing you can do when you're not feeling funny is go out and get more stimuli from the world, get out and walk around, read a book, go talk to some birds or a dog and replenish the well, as it were.
- Marriage
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm endlessly fascinated by parenting, marriage, my wife and the ins and outs of marriage.
- Myself
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- Nov 07, 2020