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Ricky Gervais Quotes
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- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
Honor is a gift a man gives himself. You can be as good as anyone that ever lived. If you can read, you can learn everything that anyone ever learned. But you've got to want it.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
There's no difference between fame and infamy now. There's a new school of professional famous people that don't do anything. They don't create anything.
- Fun
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- Nov 07, 2020
The second series is always my favourite as a writer/director; you can hit the ground running... so that's fun.
- Kind
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- Nov 07, 2020
What makes 'Derek' a different kind of sitcom - if it is even a sitcom - is its sincerity.
- Normal
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've got re-addicted to normal people, which is the loveliest thing to write about.
- Proper
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- Nov 07, 2020
Proper stupidity is fascinating.
- Mind
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- Nov 07, 2020
I see my real job now as - never mind 'The Office,' 'Extras,' film career, Emmys - I want everyone in the world to know who Karl Pilkington is.
- Make
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- Nov 07, 2020
I really just want to make Karl Pilkington the new messiah.
- Nov 07, 2020
All of my friends are oddities.
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
Karl Pilkington has the roundest head, I think, in the world. It's not technically a deformity, but I've never seen anything quite that spherical.
- Face
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- Nov 07, 2020
Oh, let's face it: I hate everything in others.
- Slob
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm a fang-toothed, blob-nosed, slouchy slob.
- Ego
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- Nov 07, 2020
Ego is hilarious - especially the vanity of a comedian. As soon as you see one start worrying about how cool he is or about how many stadiums he can fill, he stops being funny.
- Forget
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- Nov 07, 2020
I like the ironic pomposity of a stand-up comedian. Like all those comedians thinking they can bring down Coca-Cola. They forget to be funny.
- Anything
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't do one-liners, because you don't learn anything about that comedian.
- Glasses
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- Nov 07, 2020
Pol Pot - he rounded up anybody he thought was intellectual and had them executed. And how he told someone was intellectual or not was whether they wore glasses. If they're that clever, take them off when they see him coming!
- Grass
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- Nov 07, 2020
The grass isn't always greener on the other side!
- Relative
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- Nov 07, 2020
Where there's a will - there's a relative!
- Library
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- Nov 07, 2020