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- Every
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was thrown out of every school I ever went to.
- Exercise
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- Nov 07, 2020
Exercise is the fountain of youth, I believe.
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- Nov 07, 2020
In 1985, I was the host of a talk show, 'Hot Properties on Lifetime.' Hulk Hogan was on the show. He put me in a headlock and rendered me unconscious and let me fall to the ground. I split my head open and got nine stitches - and this was on live TV.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I went to several public schools. I went to religious school. I was thrown out of Hebrew school, which was the final straw. They said, 'God doesn't like you anymore. Go eat pork.'
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Everything is a conspiracy. People kind of demonize the word. But a conspiracy is when two people get together and do something. So, if more than one person does something, it's a conspiracy. The revolution was a conspiracy, Iran Contra, Watergate.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm a huge Obama supporter.
- Discouraged
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Cancer is a cosmic slap in the face. You either get discouraged or ennobled by it.
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To be able to work for 20 years as an actor in an industry that is not so predictable, I'm grateful every day. I'll do it till I drop, I guess - or drop out.
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- Nov 07, 2020
As a result of being on 'SVU' and 'Homicide' all these years, there's a lot of people who don't know I used to do stand-up. When they see me onstage, it's a surprise, and it's revelatory. I'm happy because I can do my old material, so everybody wins.
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- Nov 07, 2020
There's a lot of children that go to bed every night hungry in New York City, and it's shameful. That's really disturbing to me.
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- Nov 07, 2020
The number one job for me is to make people laugh. If I can also make people think, then that's a cool thing.
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- Nov 07, 2020
As I got older, I was able to articulate why I was rebelling against authority - because their motives were much more forceful and hurtful than I had ever thought.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I used to think of it as a joke that all paranoids were right. That was a joke in the '60s, but now I'm convinced that people should be paranoid reflexively - and then pare it down from there if there's any indication that they're wrong.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think we make fun of the things that scare us the most.
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I listen to a fascist, like Rush Limbaugh or Tom Delay or somebody like that, they help me define my views. I ask myself, 'Why do I feel so strongly the opposite of what that guy is saying? He's not stupid. He's evil, but why is he evil?'
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- Nov 07, 2020