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- Nov 07, 2020
Resume Quotes
Wit and honesty about what goes on a resume.
These resume quotes range from a journalist's proudest professional moment to a comedian joking about what actually belongs on a job application. For more on standout achievements, see our Admired quotes.
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- Go
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- Nov 07, 2020
I thought that was the crown jewel of the reporter's resume - to actually go to jail protecting a source.
- I Can
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- Nov 07, 2020
I can put on my resume: 'Can play dead.'
- My Own
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- Nov 07, 2020
If I would have ever dreamed that I wouldn't be in Van Halen anymore and was going to have resume my solo career again, I would have never contributed anything towards my own greatest hits package.
- Out
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- Nov 07, 2020
It turns out that if you're a 24-year-old whose only line on their resume says CEO, you are totally unemployable.
- Way
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- Nov 07, 2020
The way to resumption is to resume.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
People put 'study abroad' on their resume. I actually like when they don't study abroad because that means they aren't entitled.
- Wisdom
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- Nov 07, 2020
If you call failures experiments, you can put them in your resume and claim them as achievements.
- Determination
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- Nov 07, 2020
Of course it was Mamma who both stopped my career and crystallized my determination to resume it.
- I Am
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- Nov 07, 2020
I am delighted to resume the leadership of both companies.
- College
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- Nov 07, 2020
I started my blog when I was a senior in college, and I knew that all the people in my program were probably going to be applying for very similar jobs, so I needed something to separate my resume.
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- Nov 07, 2020