- Marriage
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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Locked
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- Nov 07, 2020
The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination. But the combination is locked up in the safe.
- Children
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- Nov 07, 2020
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.
- Back
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- Nov 07, 2020
The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.
- Form
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- Nov 07, 2020
Celibacy is the worst form of self-abuse.
- Food
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- Nov 07, 2020
Murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums.
- Most
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- Nov 07, 2020
The tuba is certainly the most intestinal of instruments, the very lower bowel of music.
- Broken
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims of intact ones.
- Hate
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- Nov 07, 2020
My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.
- He
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- Nov 07, 2020
It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
- Nov 07, 2020
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
Life is a zoo in a jungle.
- Nov 07, 2020
The rich aren't like us, they pay less taxes.
- Everybody
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- Nov 07, 2020
Everybody hates me because I'm so universally liked.
- Death
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- Nov 07, 2020