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- Hell
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.
- Better Off
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- Nov 07, 2020
An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off not knowing.
- Being Rich
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was obsessed with being rich and famous.
- Nov 07, 2020
If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.
- Off
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- Nov 07, 2020
I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.
- Proud
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- Nov 07, 2020
My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that.
- I Think
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think basically an actor is a salesman.
- Family
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- Nov 07, 2020
I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.
- Kitchen
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- Nov 07, 2020
My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables, for that matter.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe by adding spices, things of my own. I also look for time-saving recipes, dishes that can be prepared ahead and stored.
- Beautiful
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I always pour wine from that.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
My table seats eight, so that's my maximum. Having a small number of guests is the only way to generate good conversation. Besides, your whole house doesn't get wrecked that way.
- Dining Room
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- Nov 07, 2020
The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst room for conversation. I'd get up from the table, a very long table, and somebody would always say, Paul, I never got to talk to you.
- Need
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- Nov 07, 2020
Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!
- Fruit
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- Nov 07, 2020
I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day.
- Nov 07, 2020
A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world.
- Nov 07, 2020
I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.
- Piano
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm Liberace without a piano.
- Comedy
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- Nov 07, 2020
Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable.
- Had
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- Nov 07, 2020
I wish I had the nerve not to tip.
- Mind
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- Nov 07, 2020
Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I'll read the paper or paint the house to keep from starting to memorize. I've never found an easy way.
- Dangerous Place
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- Nov 07, 2020
A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.
- Nov 07, 2020
I laughed all the way through Love Story.
- Hate
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- Nov 07, 2020
Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics.
- Glad
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- Nov 07, 2020
My following is straight. I'm so glad.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me back into going on stage.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't understand why people don't remember my name.
- Mothers
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- Nov 07, 2020
Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.
- Disapproval
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- Nov 07, 2020
My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020