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- Nov 07, 2020
All the truly great stand-ups say, 'I go onstage, and I work on jokes. The inspiration will happen while I'm doing my work.' To me, in the end, the surest thing is work.
- Doing
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- Nov 07, 2020
Before doing my first open mic, I was sitting in the back watching all these comedians banter back and forth and fire jokes and up each other, and I thought, 'This is where I wanna be.'
- Get
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- Nov 07, 2020
To get asked to do stuff like 'United States Of Tara' and 'Caprica' is terrific. I can't complain.
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- Nov 07, 2020
There's nothing wrong with doing comedies, and I'm not against comedies, either, but I always want to do stuff that keeps me off my guard and gets me out of my comfort zone.
- Balance
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm going to continue to try to strike a balance, because I really, really do love doing stand-up, and I don't see why it should affect the acting.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I wish I had a really cool, esoteric answer, but what the process is to me is going onstage night after night after night after night until I get a new hour. And then once that hour is solidified and recorded, I move on.
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- Nov 07, 2020
Knock on wood, my groupies tend to be very artistic, creative people - sometimes way more creative than I am.
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- Nov 07, 2020
One of my groupies gave me a film that they made, and it ended up being amazing, so I got it shown at South by Southwest. If I can help get their stuff out there, then great.
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- Nov 07, 2020
This sounds like a brag, but I know how to make good fried rice. I learned in college. There are two secrets - take the rice after you cook it and let it get cold in the fridge. Then cook the egg like you're making a fried egg and just before it's done, dump the rice and veg on it and swirl it around.
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- Nov 07, 2020
Lot of ugly funny dudes end up with some pretty gorgeous women. Women are much deeper than us in choosing a mate - they see in the long term.
- Experiencing
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- Nov 07, 2020
If you actually do cold readings, it's very close to how people actually talk, because you're experiencing these thoughts anew every moment, and trying to make them come out coherently.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have a very tiny house in Burbank. I drive an 8-year-old car. I'm gonna drive it into the ground. I enjoy what I enjoy.
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- Nov 07, 2020
George Bush is not stupid. He's evil. OK? There's a huge difference between stupid and evil.
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- Nov 07, 2020