- Nov 07, 2020
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- Country
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- Nov 07, 2020
Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.
- Face
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- Nov 07, 2020
All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.
- Nov 07, 2020
If elected, I will win.
- Nov 07, 2020
Will I obliterate national debt? Sure, why not?
- Care
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- Nov 07, 2020
Should we continue to spend billions to subsidize foreign military dictatorships, or should we concentrate on taking better care of the one we have right here at home?
- Problems
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- Nov 07, 2020
I will not claim I will solve all the world's problems by myself. If I did, I'd have to run as a Republican or a Democrat.
- Long
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- Nov 07, 2020
The last few years of my life have been a little like a long ride in a Poop de Ville with the bottom down.
- Grapes
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- Nov 07, 2020
So I got into growing grapes, not realizing that there was a heck of a lot more to it than meets the eye.
- Money
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- Nov 07, 2020
I once told Tommy Smothers, 'If I could just get the money and the women straightened out, the rest of my life would be easy.'
- Political
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- Nov 07, 2020
Only a cheap politician, greedy for political gain, would try to single out one individual for blame. The fault lies not with the individual but with the system, and that system is Richard Nixon.
- Hands
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's tough campaigning, kissing hands and shaking babies.
- Nov 07, 2020
Yeah, I'm running for the White House again. Well, it's not a run, really; it's sort of a brisk walk.
- Must
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- Nov 07, 2020
Actually, my wine was served at the White House twice. Reagan must have been asleep when he ordered it.
- Enough Money
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- Nov 07, 2020
I came down to Orange because I sold the Smothers Brothers a song called 'Chocolate,' and that gave me enough money to move down here. I was washing windows down in Orange County when they called me up and said they wanted me to do their TV show.
- Clinton Administration
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- Nov 07, 2020
The Clinton Administration has turned out to be a boon. I knew that he would be wonderful, I just knew it from the beginning. From Arkansas? Shoot.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to vote for me.
- Always
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- Nov 07, 2020