- Ever
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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Consistency
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- Nov 07, 2020
I like consistency. If you've had a childhood like mine, you want some things you can rely on to stay the same.
- Go
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- Nov 07, 2020
I used to first go on to entertain an audience. But now I go, and this is really true - I go on to have fun with a crowd of my chums.
- Dog
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- Nov 07, 2020
You know I've got a chum, a smashing mate, he's got a dog with no legs, and he calls it a cigarette. It's true, yeah, because at nighttime he has to take it out for a drag.
- Mistakes
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- Nov 07, 2020
There are people who like just ordinary comedy fun, and making mistakes - which I do easily - and then there are people who like the falling over.
- Children
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- Nov 07, 2020
My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.
- Food
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- Nov 07, 2020
My father used to be away for months at a time, and he'd never leave any money for food, so my brother and I had to go out and nick it.
- Go
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- Nov 07, 2020
Years ago, there was a variety theatre in every British town, and people paid to go down and see it. Comedy was the main part of the theatre, and comedians earned a living by being funny. Now you have comedy in television instead. Comedians now have to be funny within a play.
- Doing
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- Nov 07, 2020
What I like doing most is making children laugh.
- Feel Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have a folder where I keep all the articles the critics have written about me. It makes me feel good.
- Hair
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- Nov 07, 2020
My only phobia is untidiness. My hair has to be neatly kept; my shoes are always clean. Everything has to be in a straight line, in its place.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Don't get me wrong: I'm overjoyed with my career to date. But perhaps I could have done more. Mostly, I just did whatever the directors told me to do.
- Always
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- Nov 07, 2020