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Last Updated on May 30, 2021

Nov 07, 2020

Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count.

Experiencing
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Nov 07, 2020

If you can go through life without experiencing pain you probably haven't been born yet.

Me
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Nov 07, 2020

You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy.

Life
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Nov 07, 2020

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far.

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