- Nov 07, 2020
Mustache Quotes
Quotes on facial hair, style, and identity
From a playful milk mustache to the practical relief of growing a real one instead of gluing on a fake every day, these mustache quotes lean into Appearance as much as humor.
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- Look
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- Nov 07, 2020
I cannot pull off a mustache. It's like threading a needle, because most of the time, I'll look like a complete idiot.
- Fake
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- Nov 07, 2020
I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance.
- Just
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- Nov 07, 2020
I wash it every second day, and I use Kerastase shampoo and conditioner. I just stick to that. But I also have a mustache comb, and I shampoo and condition my mustache as well.
- Everyone
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- Nov 07, 2020
I didn't want to wear a checked shirt and grow a mustache - that's what you had to do, and everyone did.
- Appreciate
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's all about the stache, and I have so many fans that offer me tips on mustache wax that I actually really appreciate. I've been able to get some leads on some good products.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I remember when I interviewed at MSNBC, one of the first things they said to me was, 'In your tapes, you had a mustache, right?' I said, 'Yeah, I recently took it off.' I said, 'If you hire me, you get to decide if you want it or not.' They said, 'No, no, we're fine with it now.'
- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020
Eddie Drake is sort of this loose cannon, funny, edgy guy, who has this really foolish, foolish mustache.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
What made me decide to run was the dire state of the economy and the non-leadership of President Obama. At that point in time, my campaign put a mustache on Obama as part of the national campaign drive.
- Every Day
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've grown this mustache which saves me from having to glue on one every day in the heat.
- Classic
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- Nov 07, 2020
The thing with the mustache is, it's a classic. A guy can always wear a mustache. But it's still tricky and potentially fraught with peril.
- Look
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- Nov 07, 2020
A guy in a mustache looks best dressed up in a suit. A track suit and mustache won't help your look. You need to look groomed and polished.
- Hero
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- Nov 07, 2020
My understanding, from what I've learned so far about Commissioner Gordon, is that he's the older guy with the mustache who relates with our hero in a certain way.
- Nov 07, 2020