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Last Updated on May 30, 2021

Miss
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Nov 07, 2020

It is the stories we don't get, the ones we miss, pass over, fail to recognize, don't pick up on, that will send us to hell.

Free
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Nov 07, 2020

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented.

Nov 07, 2020

As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office.

Matter
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Nov 07, 2020

You can't ignore politics, no matter how much you'd like to.

Like
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Nov 07, 2020

Being slightly paranoid is like being slightly pregnant - it tends to get worse.

Confusion
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Nov 07, 2020

The thing about democracy, beloveds, is that it is not neat, orderly, or quiet. It requires a certain relish for confusion.

Dearly
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Nov 07, 2020

I dearly love the state of Texas, but I consider that a harmless perversion on my part and discuss it only with consenting adults.

History
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Nov 07, 2020

It is possible to read the history of this country as one long struggle to extend the liberties established in our Constitution to everyone in America.

Evil
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Nov 07, 2020

I believe that ignorance is the root of all evil. And that no one knows the truth.

Behind
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Nov 07, 2020

Behind a smoke screen of high-profile female appointees and soothing slogans, George W. Bush is waging war on women.

Freedom
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Nov 07, 2020

The thing is this: You got to have fun while you're fightin' for freedom, 'cause you don't always win.

Great
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Nov 07, 2020

Havin' fun while freedom fightin' must be one of those lunatic Texas traits we get from the water - which is known to have lithium in it - because it goes all the way back to Sam Houston, surely the most lovable, the most human, and the funniest of all the great men this country has ever produced.

Justice
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Nov 07, 2020

So keep fightin' for freedom and justice, beloveds, but don't you forget to have fun doin' it. Lord, let your laughter ring forth. Be outrageous, ridicule the fraidy-cats, rejoice in all the oddities that freedom can produce.

Never
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Nov 07, 2020

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics.

Been
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Nov 07, 2020

And the funny thing is, I've always been an optimist - it's practically a congenital disorder with me.

Conflict
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Nov 07, 2020

If you really wanted to settle down the Middle East, if what you wanted was change in the Middle East, it is perfectly obvious that the first step is resolving the Israeli/Palestinian conflict.

Mankind
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Nov 07, 2020

I think provincialism is an endemic characteristic with mankind, I think everybody everywhere is provincial, but it is particularly striking with Texans, and we tend to be very Texcentric.

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