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Nov 07, 2020

I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.

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Nov 07, 2020

When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.

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Nov 07, 2020

My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?

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