- Love
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
Mindy Kaling Quotes
Most Famous Mindy Kaling Quotes of All Time!
We have created a collection of some of the best mindy-kaling quotes so you can read and share anytime with your friends and family. Share our Top 10 Mindy Kaling Quotes on Facebook, Twitter, and Pinterest.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Funny
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
People don't want to listen to a celebrity tweeting about their charities and shows. That's why comedy writers do well - we put out little funny ideas.
- Food
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
Fast food is hugely important in the life of a comedy writer. All we do is order in, and what we're going to eat is hotly debated.
- Face Value
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
People take things at face value on social media. Earnestness is the assumption.
- Gauge
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
Sometimes I eavesdrop on people. I could rationalize it - oh, this is good anthropological research for characters I'm writing - but it's basically just nosiness. It also helps me gauge where I'm at: Am I normal?
- don't Care
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
I want a schedule-keeping, waking-up-early, wallet-carrying, picture-hanging man. I don't care if he takes prescription drugs for cholesterol or hair loss.
- Bedroom
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
I'm not married, I frequently use my debit card to buy things that cost less than three dollars, and my bedroom is so untidy it looks like vandals ransacked the Anthropologie sale section. I'm kind of a mess.
- Diary
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
I really love 'Bridget Jones's Diary' - and I love the book, too. You wonder how it ever got made into a movie. She's supposed to be chubby, and two of the hottest guys ever are straight-up fighting over her?
- Egos
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
Comedy writers have the most fragile egos.
- Birthday
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
Anybody can have a birthday. It requires nothing. Murderers have birthdays. It's the opposite of anything that I believe in. And I don't like at work where you stop everything to sing 'Happy Birthday' to someone. I feel like that's for children.
- Hide
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
I just have my characters say my controversial opinions and then hide behind them.
- Children
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
I always knew I wanted kids, but when my mom passed away I was like, 'I want a bunch of kids. I want three kids or four kids, and I want to have that relationship again.' I can't bring my mom back, but I can have children.
- Love
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
I would love to be married. But it's not a necessity like the way that I feel I need and want to have children. It would be wonderful to have a husband, and I would feel blessed to do it. But I would feel sad for the rest of my life if I had no kids.
- Speak
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
As a kid it's adorable to have a gap in your teeth. But then, because of the shifting in my mouth, I started whistling through it, and as a 32-year-old woman, whistling while you speak in sort of annoying.
- Funny
- |
- Nov 07, 2020