- Nov 07, 2020
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- Feel
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- Nov 07, 2020
All the work that I do, whether or not it ends up being commercially successful or not, feels like the most important thing to me while I'm doing it. I try to take something away from every project, and so they all feel like milestones for one reason or another.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
Everybody has something they love to do. Do that thing.
- Ignore
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- Nov 07, 2020
Your harshest critic is always going to be yourself. Don't ignore that critic but don't give it more attention than it deserves.
- Child Support
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- Nov 07, 2020
Lordy, lordy, lordy do I love money. It is a character flaw, no doubt, one that springs from a panicked childhood in which I always felt as if our family was only a couple missed child support payments from being tossed onto the pitiless streets of our suburban New Jersey town.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Nothing is more satisfying to me than sitting in a dank room, hunched over a single flickering candle like Ebenezer Scrooge, and watching my ledgers fill themselves with ink.
- Mysterious
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- Nov 07, 2020
Wish I could, through my own financial prestidigitation, transform a dollar bill into two, or two million. It is an awesome and mysterious skill.
- Hope
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- Nov 07, 2020
There is no word for feeling nostalgic about the future, but that's what a parent's tears often are, a nostalgia for something that has not yet occurred. They are the pain of hope, the helplessness of hope, and finally, the surrender to hope.
- Bad
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- Nov 07, 2020
I am not a music snob. If anything, my musical taste is bad by any critical standards.
- Somebody
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- Nov 07, 2020
If you get an idea, you might as well stick with it until somebody calls you on it.
- Feel
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- Nov 07, 2020
At this point, I feel fairly comfortable in terms of performance. I think having a sketch background actually helps a lot. Because my background is acting, and stand-up, in a lot of ways, is acting.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
Well, I think my stand-up is often kind of visual. Not like Carrot Top visual, but visual.
- Childhood
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't think I was awake for much of my childhood. I did a lot of napping. This might have been a defensive measure against encroaching depression. Until about the age of eleven or twelve, I had zero interests other than trying to steal gumballs from supermarket gumball machines.
- Dice
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- Nov 07, 2020
I loved 'Dungeons & Dragons.' Actually, not so much the actual playing as the creation of characters and the opportunity to roll twenty-sided dice. I loved those pouches of dice Dungeon Masters would trundle around, loved choosing what I was going to be: warrior, wizard, dwarf, thief.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
My absolute favorite growing up was 'Super Friends.' The assemblage of so many mighty heroes in one place was, to me, mind-blowing. It was Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, the Flash, Aquaman, and then sometimes Hawkman and some other, lesser heroes.
- I Am
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- Nov 07, 2020
My tastes in all things lean towards the arty and boring. I like sports documentaries about Scrabble players, bands that play quiet, unassuming music, and TV shows that win awards. In that way, I am an elitist snob.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Let me tell you, the life of a C list celebrity is pretty sweet. If I want to go to an Applebee's, all I have to do is, literally, walk in the door. They seat me as soon as the other people ahead of me are seated.
- Appreciation
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- Nov 07, 2020