- Following
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- Nov 07, 2020
Me Quotes
Quotes rooted in the first person.
These are quotes centered on 'me' - childhood memories tied to family traditions, like a grandfather's holiday reading passed down for decades, alongside admissions about how humor can double as self-protection. Several speak to the solitary nature of creative work, something also explored in Life Quotes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Formulate
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- Nov 07, 2020
It took me a good eight to ten years to really formulate what I was doing onstage and start to get really personal with comedy. I always really had timing naturally, it was just about trying to figure out how that timing was going to work onstage.
- Father
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- Nov 07, 2020
I remember when I was young, I was watching TV, and my father came into the room, agitated, and told me to start a business. I was eight years old.
- Gauge
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- Nov 07, 2020
I like Las Vegas because it kind of gives me a chance to gauge my material in front of a very diverse group of people. There are a lot of different people in the audience, and you can kind of get a barometer for how your material plays throughout the country.
- Bathing Suit
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- Nov 07, 2020
I go to Vegas now, and I'm in the casino, and I'm gambling, and there's a guy in a wet bathing suit gambling right next to me.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
My mother saw the magazine, and she was like, 'You made it.' I've been on Showtime and Comedy Central, but none of that matters - all that matter is that she sees me in 'People!'
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm like this mercenary actor going from show to show - people love to hire me, but then don't want me around much.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
When people hear that I'm a neuroscientist, they ask me tough questions. 'Will grandpa learn to walk again after his stroke?' 'How can my son overcome his dyslexia?' 'What could have caused my best friend to become schizophrenic?' When I can't give satisfying answers, they look disappointed - and I feel embarrassed.
- Mind
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- Nov 07, 2020
Working out and working as an actor have gone hand in hand - I always feel more prepared if I know I have done a workout. It gives me confidence - and peace of mind.
- Guilty
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- Nov 07, 2020
If the charge against me is that I fight to win, and I'm intense, then I'm guilty.
- Reputation
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- Nov 07, 2020
For me, I had that reputation as being a guy that did a lot of stuff early on in my career, but to me, at the time I needed to do that in order to be noticed. Eventually, my style evolved and started making it to where every match wasn't about a dive outside of the ring.
- Bad
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm just into having fun, because I went through some bad years that really depressed me and made me angry.
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
If somebody says to me, 'Oh, you're gonna get married and you'll never be attracted to anybody else again,' I'm like, right, sure. It's just not practical to me on an emotional level. Just because I'm married, I'm not dead.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
Because of the incredible reputation I have, people find me exciting to watch on film.
- Myself
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- Nov 07, 2020
There were a lot of rumors spread about me. Of course, I didn't show up to defend myself, so my absence helped create even more.
- Past
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- Nov 07, 2020