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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Must
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- Nov 07, 2020
We must remember to enjoy ourselves.
- Alone
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've spent so much of my adult life in relationships that it's actually quite pleasant to be alone at last. I turned thirty-six the other day, which staggers me when I think about it.
- Family
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- Nov 07, 2020
I like a decent funeral, and God knows in my family we've seen enough of them. Looking through family photographs now is like watching an episode of 'Dad's Army.'
- Nov 07, 2020
I can't abide small talk.
- Family
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- Nov 07, 2020
Looking through family photographs now is like watching an episode of 'Dad's Army.' My relatives seem to drop like flies around me. Who's next? Will it be someone I can't stand?
- Bull
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm a Taurus, you know. A bull. I belong in a field.
- Girl
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- Nov 07, 2020
I once knew a girl who didn't know where anywhere was in the world. Not a clue. I asked her if she knew where Africa was and she answered, 'Is it the orange one on a map?'
- Failure
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- Nov 07, 2020
Milk which is just about to turn is akin to that moment spent on the cusp of failure in a dulled and fettered relationship.
- Hope
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have two vintage typewriters. One just about works and the other hasn't a hope in hell, bless it. But they're both beautiful, and they'll stay with me just as long as there's a roof over my head.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
If comedians were truly free of repression, there would not be an inherent need to perform for the love of a roomful of total strangers.
- Imagination
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- Nov 07, 2020
Here I sit, beneath the large window of a first-floor Georgian flat, exploring the corridors of my sordid imagination for comedic words of beauty.
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020