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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash.
- I Am
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I am in a hotel, and I turn off the lights and the TV, I just freak out. I turn the TV back on and don't get any sleep.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've tried to do away with lying in my life in the last few years, but it's hard.
- Power
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- Nov 07, 2020
Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it's really like magic because you transform reality for people.
- Hope
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- Nov 07, 2020
I wish I could know everything ever, like that would be my wish - that's what I hope heaven is, that they tell you who shot JFK and all that stuff.
- Kid
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was an awkward kid.
- Care
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- Nov 07, 2020
Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don't care about other stuff.
- High School
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- Nov 07, 2020
I thought about going to NYU film school - that was this ideal to me. But I didn't make any kind of grades in high school.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
Oh, I love stand-up.
- Only
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- Nov 07, 2020
The only pitch I have to movie people is the same as this one: Just give me $8 million. I'm not telling you what it's about and I'm not telling you who's in it.
- Now
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm enjoying the work while I get it right now.
- Impossible
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- Nov 07, 2020
You can't cancel my stand-up tours. It's impossible. There's too many separate bosses. There is no 'bosses.'
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't know what it's like to be an actor, where if your show gets canceled, really you're just a bum.
- Future
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- Nov 07, 2020
When two kids are being completely berserk, and they're naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go because I can see a future where they're going to be dressed, and they're going to be at school. So I kind of let stuff go sometimes.
- Positive
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- Nov 07, 2020
Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much.
- Know
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm not sure why I'm so often disgusting on stage. I don't always know where it comes from.
- Go
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- Nov 07, 2020
Gay men have to go through something to own their - who they are. They get beat up. They get ostracized. Whatever they go through, if they survive it, they come out very confident people.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
There's a woman I see who's not my therapist, but she's like an old friend who's a therapist in profession. She lets me talk to her like a therapist once in a while, and she does a great thing. Whenever I have a big dilemma, like this is a big problem in my life, she always says, 'Wow, you're going to have to figure that out.'
- Feel
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- Nov 07, 2020