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- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Situation
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- Nov 07, 2020
When you're writing a sketch, it has to be surrounded by a situation. It can't just be out of the air.
- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020
My job is to bring the tickle. I know what's funny.
- Medicine
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- Nov 07, 2020
I take care of everybody. I'm either hugging you or making sure that you're not sick, because my backpack has every kind of medicine in it.
- Had
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- Nov 07, 2020
I had all the intentions of being the next Eddie Murphy.
- Met
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- Nov 07, 2020
I met the CEO of Twitter.
- Nov 07, 2020
It takes a real designer to design for real women.
- Feet
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've been six feet tall since the sixth grade.
- Clothes
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- Nov 07, 2020
It was always hard for me to find clothes.
- Nov 07, 2020
The big percentage is us, the real people, and we have to say something. You have to speak up. You have to.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
There was a time where I knew I was as funny as many dudes, but I had people telling me, 'You have to wear a dress onstage. You need to be more feminine.'
- Decision
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- Nov 07, 2020
When my brother passed away... I made a decision that I might die soon, and if I die, I want people to know who I really am.
- Laugh
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- Nov 07, 2020
Think about back in the day when we had Archie Bunker, 'The Jeffersons.' We had stuff to sit down and share and laugh at. The Internet has made it so we don't have to sit together anymore. It's so self-absorbed. No one has to talk to each other anymore, and people don't realize that that is killing us.
- Nov 07, 2020
Unfortunately, I'm used to the insults.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
I love the people at my job. I love my boss. I love my camera men, I love my crew - because they all surrounded me with straight love.
- Busting
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've perfected the art of busting on people. That's how comedians show each other love.
- Black
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- Nov 07, 2020
Every black comedian in the country knew what I could do. But that doesn't mean everyone else is paying attention.
- Look
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- Nov 07, 2020
I know I'm fly - don't get me wrong. But I don't look, like, standard Hollywood. As a comedian, it's something you learn to use.
- Man
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- Nov 07, 2020
You know what makes me mad about 'The Bachelorette?' That, you know, that that chick would get a man. Get me a date.
- Brave
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- Nov 07, 2020
I honestly believe that people sit behind their computers and just get really brave.
- I Am
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- Nov 07, 2020
I get real brave when I text people. When I text people, I am so brave because it's words, but you can't say stuff.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
You can look good. Don't let nobody tell you you can't look good because of your size... or what size your feet is.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
People used to call me names, so my mom had this beautiful African lady come talk to me.
- Always
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- Nov 07, 2020
I always knew about comedy; I always loved comedy.
- God
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- Nov 07, 2020
The day that I saw Whoopi Goldberg on television, I cried so hard because I kept looking at my daddy going, 'Oh my God. There's somebody on TV that looks like me! She looks like me! Yay! I can be on TV! I can be on TV! I can do it! Look at her - look at her! She looks just like me.'
- My Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
As soon as I touched the mic, I knew that's what I would do for the rest of my life.
- Matter
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- Nov 07, 2020
I just knew that I was funny, and I knew that it was just a matter of time. I didn't know what was going to actually happen - this is definitely way bigger than I thought - but I knew there was no way I was going to be that funny, and nobody was going to notice it.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
I would never quit comedy to make money. I've been doing it, like, 30 years. I still love it. That's my life.
- Now
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm glad this whole success thing is happening now. I can't even imagine a 23-year-old Leslie in this position.
- New
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- Nov 07, 2020
They redid 'Roots,' and everyone was saying, 'Oh, it shouldn't have been done.' I was like, 'It definitely should have been done.' Because it needs to be refurbished for the new generation so they can understand it.
- New
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- Nov 07, 2020
When we did this reboot, I thought 'Ghostbusters' fans would be so excited: 'They've got the new technology - the ghosts are going to look real now.'
- Man
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- Nov 07, 2020
Why is being a woman so surprising? There are two sexes. A man and a woman. So, if it's not a man in a movie, what else was it going to be?
- Intimidated
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- Nov 07, 2020
I can't be intimidated by anyone wearing a housecoat.
- Leave
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- Nov 07, 2020