- Nov 07, 2020
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- Nov 07, 2020
Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
And eventually as I kept writing it, something emerged that was not quite me but a version of me.
- Hair
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- Nov 07, 2020
Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.
- Doing
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- Nov 07, 2020
At first, I didn't realize it was gonna be a character. I just thought I was gonna be doing me.
- Nov 07, 2020
Drugs scared me.
- Just
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- Nov 07, 2020
Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious.
- End
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- Nov 07, 2020
I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me.
- Energy
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- Nov 07, 2020
I just feed off the energy of the audience.
- Just
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- Nov 07, 2020
I just wanted laughs - that's really what I was after.
- Doing
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.
- Nov 07, 2020
I'm a walking, talking enigma.
- Ensure
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure that the misery will continue for at least one more generation.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
It has to do - I think - with growing up in an apartment, with my aunt and my cousins right next door to me, with the door open, with neighbors walking in and out, with people yelling at each other all the time.
- Coming
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were coming to hear - mainstream comedy.
- Look
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- Nov 07, 2020
Sure, being a reservist wasn't as glamorous, but I was the one who had to look at myself in the mirror.
- I Can
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- Nov 07, 2020
The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.
- Know
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- Nov 07, 2020
Well, as you know, I'm really only happy when I'm on stage.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name, I would walk around the streets and occasionally I would see an alcove or something. And I'd think, that'll be good, that'll be a good spot for me when I'm homeless.
- Freedom
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- Nov 07, 2020
When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
Women love a self-confident bald man.
- Know
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- Nov 07, 2020
You write about what you know.
- Army
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- Nov 07, 2020
In those days, reserve duty lasted for six years, which, I might add, was three times as long as service in the regular army, although to be perfectly honest, I was unable to fulfill my entire obligation because I was taking acting classes and they said I could skip my last year.
- Home
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- Nov 07, 2020
It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home than overseas.
- May
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- Nov 07, 2020
Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish.
- Home
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- Nov 07, 2020
There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would've been so much better if I had written it out.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
There's a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally talk the way they talk in life if you were in this particular situation.
- Bad
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- Nov 07, 2020
Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad.
- Every Day
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's not every day that you get to be affectionate around something, it just doesn't happen that often.
- I Am
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- Nov 07, 2020
I guess I still feel that I'm a comedian; if I had to pick one thing that I feel like I could do, it would be that. That doesn't mean that I like it, but I feel that's what I am.
- Happy
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- Nov 07, 2020