- Nov 07, 2020
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- Nov 07, 2020
Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.
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- Nov 07, 2020
And eventually as I kept writing it, something emerged that was not quite me but a version of me.
- Hair
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- Nov 07, 2020
Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.
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- Nov 07, 2020
At first, I didn't realize it was gonna be a character. I just thought I was gonna be doing me.
- Nov 07, 2020
Drugs scared me.
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- Nov 07, 2020
Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I just feed off the energy of the audience.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I just wanted laughs - that's really what I was after.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.
- Nov 07, 2020
I'm a walking, talking enigma.
- Ensure
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure that the misery will continue for at least one more generation.
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- Nov 07, 2020