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- Big Fan
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm a big fan of saying the thing that is not necessarily sincere or earnest, but definitely honest.
- Home
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- Nov 07, 2020
I usually think to do pep talks on Twitter if I'm on the road, at home and my girlfriend is out of town, or if I'm at home and up later then my girlfriend and our dog Bizzy - like, if they're both asleep but I'm kind of wired.
- Nov 07, 2020
What I try to do, what I attempt to do, is say things that I mean at least at an emotional level.
- Great
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- Nov 07, 2020
The Super Bowl is an occasion that's really associated with abundance - lots of snacks, parties, spectacle - and so it would be great if there were also some kind of tradition of generosity attached to it as well.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's a very lovely reputation to have - being a kind person. I try to live up to the fact that people think that about me.
- Loved
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- Nov 07, 2020
As a kid, I always loved Mel Brooks' stuff - 'The 2,000 Year Old Man' record was something my dad put me onto.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
It would not occur to me to write a joke like, 'This would be great if I was more like Andrew Dice Clay.' It's not the voice I write in - which is largely an extension of the voice in my head that I think in.
- Go
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- Nov 07, 2020
Especially when I'm heckled, that's a sticky situation because I don't defuse it... I really envy guys who have a grittier onstage presence and can really go after someone. I used to teach preschool.
- Book
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- Nov 07, 2020
I always loved jokes. It's such a dumb, facile thing to say, but it's true. I remember being a kid and getting those joke books from the Scholastic Book Club and loving comedy from a very young age.
- Doing
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I started out doing comedy, I was still in college and was working day jobs. I taught preschool for a few years. And then I got more into freelance writing. So stand-up has always been my primary independent creative mode of expression. I've done it my whole adult and young adult life.
- Humor
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- Nov 07, 2020
Why is it okay to write a work of literary fiction where horrible, explicit things happen, where you can't write a book of humor where silly, explicit things are happening?
- Change
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- Nov 07, 2020
I just loved jokes so much as a child. I remember wanting to perform at, like... age seven by reading from a kids' joke book, and my parents being like, 'That's not what standup comedy is,' and me being like, 'Not yet it isn't! I'm going to change the game.'
- Family
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- Nov 07, 2020
Toughing out the winter is a dedication to my heritage, both in terms of not going 'soft' by kowtowing to nature's volatility and staying physically close to my family in New England. I don't run from that kind of pressure.
- New
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- Nov 07, 2020
I grew up in the Boston suburbs and inherited a stubborn New England refusal to acknowledge frigid temperatures.
- Early
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- Nov 07, 2020
In my early years doing standup, I bombed a lot.
- Brand New
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- Nov 07, 2020
For many comedians, two common anxiety triggers include performing in front of family members and doing brand new material.
- Ceremony
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- Nov 07, 2020
Even under the best circumstances, speaking at your own wedding ceremony is a high pressure endeavor. What even constitutes a vow? I always picture them as exclamations you bellow at the sky.
- Laugh
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- Nov 07, 2020
A standup set ends on a buildup of tension and subsequent release for a big laugh.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think the term 'Twitter comedian' can seem like a pejorative because it's not a job, really, and there's such a low barrier for entry to get started.
- Myself
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- Nov 07, 2020
I feel like, in Boston, I was a little too complacent. I could get on stage when I wanted. I didn't feel like I was pushing myself. I could get work in New England and not have to travel too much.
- May
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- Nov 07, 2020
I tweeted that Tom Brady's politics are 'garbage,' which may have been hyperbolic.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
I like to see my parents, and they like it when I'm around.
- Weirdo
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was a weirdo, but a well-liked weirdo.
- Hair
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- Nov 07, 2020
I had a Screech-from-'Saved by the Bell' kind of vibe in that I hung out with people and had friends while having, like, big, curly hair and being generally a dork.
- Place
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I was young - like, young young - I would read all the time. I would read when I was walking places. My taste was, like, all over the place. I wouldn't even call it taste. It was just like, what was there.
- Person
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- Nov 07, 2020
I value niceness. But now, as a grown person, I value goodness above that. Because niceness doesn't change anything, and goodness changes things.
- Education
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- Nov 07, 2020
My mom worked as an education director.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't court haters. I don't thrive on people not liking things that I do. I treat people the way I want to be treated.
- Live
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- Nov 07, 2020