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- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Know
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- Nov 07, 2020
Every writer I know has trouble writing.
- Country
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.
- Grow
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry.
- Myself
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- Nov 07, 2020
I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service.
- Forever
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- Nov 07, 2020
He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
- Nov 07, 2020
When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as 'Catch-22' I'm tempted to reply, 'Who has?'
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't, don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.
- Influence
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- Nov 07, 2020
But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents.
- He
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- Nov 07, 2020
Hungry Joe collected lists of fatal diseases and arranged them in alphabetical order so that he could put his finger without delay on any one he wanted to worry about.
- Flew
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- Nov 07, 2020
There was only one catch and that was Catch-22. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private individuals.
- Nov 07, 2020
Rise above principle and do what's right.
- Bad
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- Nov 07, 2020
I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust upon them.
- Along
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- Nov 07, 2020
The villains will come along. There were plenty in the Carter administration, and there will be plenty with Reagan.
- Gold
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- Nov 07, 2020
The idea of using actual clippings came about as a way of characterizing Gold. Gold uses clippings because he hates doing research and is not even really interested in the books and articles he writes.
- Fear
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think Haig will be foolish, but perhaps not quite as foolish as Kissinger was, because Haig doesn't have the education Kissinger had. Haig is a little more dangerous because, I fear, he believes what he says, whereas I never got that impression from Kissinger.
- Books
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- Nov 07, 2020