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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Everything
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- Nov 07, 2020
I really like stews: everything in a bowl boiled down right to its essence.
- Mind
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- Nov 07, 2020
If I watch 'The X Factor,' I know I'm never going to aspire to sing, so I don't mind if they're good or bad, but when I watch 'Bake Off,' because I aspire to be good at it, I find it easy to try and put myself in their position.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
If I'm with someone, I want them to be perfectly happy all the time. That, for me, would be the reason you would devote yourself to one person.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
My mum's amazing. She's the person I admire most, I think, in her sacrifice to me and my sister and her level of emotional sacrifice to people around her. She takes a high level of personal responsibility for the welfare of people around her.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm not building my life round not being able to bear the thought of being in my 60s and not having someone next to me when I wake up in the morning. That's not what drives me.
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
If you don't wash dishes properly, you will get ill. And you will lose friends because they'll come to your house, you'll give them tea in a filthy cup, and they'll never see you again.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think more people should worry about where they store things in the fridge. I don't think people are on top of separating raw and cooked ingredients.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
The only big life challenge I think I'm worried about is a mid-life crisis because I've done so little. I think if people who've lived normal lives have mid-life crises and buy motorbikes, what is a man who's done nothing?
- Food
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- Nov 07, 2020
I always mention stacking the dishwasher - any opportunity. But it's the consequences - it's the food poisoning and the potential death that will come with not loading the dishwasher properly.
- Laugh
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- Nov 07, 2020
No book has ever made me laugh as much as 'I, Partridge.'
- Language
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- Nov 07, 2020
'One Leg Too Few' by Peter Cook is a perfect sketch. The setting is ridiculous, the language is beautiful, and the performances make the most of every syllable and movement.
- Feel
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- Nov 07, 2020
I put a lot of effort into not upsetting people and trying to do things the right way, so I feel I can reserve the right to complain when I feel let down by others.
- Hope
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think comedy can be a way of sugar-coating a pill that needs to be taken, and whatever I complain about onstage, I hope I justify the negativity by using humour to make the point.
- Happy
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- Nov 07, 2020
I certainly tried to talk about less complex things, but I've had to accept that it's just not what I do. That isn't to say that my shows are depressing - they aren't. At least, I hope they aren't! The problem I have with stories about happy things is that they don't require any skill from a comic - they just repeat the details verbatim.
- Heart
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think a pessimist is just an optimist who has had their heart repeatedly broken.
- Fear
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- Nov 07, 2020
My wife's biggest fear is air pollution, living in London as we do. She's convinced that's the big problem. And my own is sink holes and the inevitability of us all, at some point, collapsing into a sink hole and never being seen again.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I'm filming a documentary, I feel like I should be the straight man, watching with a raised eyebrow.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
There are things I wouldn't do when hosting, like get people up on stage or get the audience doing a sing-song or something like that.
- Job
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- Nov 07, 2020
I need to keep my ad-libbing skills honed and make sure I'm able to banter with people and treat topics a bit more light-heartedly. But as a stand-up, first and foremost, my job is to make sure that I can write the routine that hopefully people will talk about when something big happens.
- Know
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- Nov 07, 2020
If I had a choice, I would rather watch a comedian not involve themselves in politics at all but be hilarious than someone who doesn't really know what they're talking about getting on their soapbox and complaining.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020