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Last Updated on May 30, 2021

People
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Nov 07, 2020

After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.

Freaked
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Nov 07, 2020

Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out.

Good
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Nov 07, 2020

Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.

Game
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Nov 07, 2020

Being a celebrity or anything else where you're really ambitious, it's really a game to see how successful you can get.

Comedy
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Nov 07, 2020

Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title.

Hurt
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Nov 07, 2020

Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken.

Someone
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Nov 07, 2020

Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.

Care
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Nov 07, 2020

I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.

Money
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Nov 07, 2020

I had a great time on News Radio, I got to make tons of money in relative obscurity and learn a lot about the TV biz and work on my standup act constantly. It was a dream gig.

Laugh
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Nov 07, 2020

I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.

Never
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Nov 07, 2020

I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with.

Nov 07, 2020

I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.

Funny
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Nov 07, 2020

I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way.

Generation
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Nov 07, 2020

I'm a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one of them.

Nov 07, 2020

If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they're brooding all the time.

Nov 07, 2020

If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?

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