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- Crack
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- Nov 07, 2020
I always wake up at the crack of ice.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.
- Forget
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- Nov 07, 2020
I drink to forget I drink.
- Nov 07, 2020
I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.
- Drunk
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- Nov 07, 2020
It pays to get drunk with the best people.
- Go
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- Nov 07, 2020
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.
- Man
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- Nov 07, 2020
Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.
- Gall
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- Nov 07, 2020
They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people.
- General
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
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- Nov 07, 2020