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Last Updated on May 30, 2021

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Nov 07, 2020

Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top.

Fugitive
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Nov 07, 2020

The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.

Methods
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Nov 07, 2020

I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are.

Nov 07, 2020

Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.

Bath
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Nov 07, 2020

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

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Nov 07, 2020

Never floss with a stranger.

Love
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Nov 07, 2020

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer.

Dress
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Nov 07, 2020

Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress.

Nov 07, 2020

Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'.

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