- Nov 07, 2020
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- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have got a fantastic life and I just like to get on with it, and I am quite a private person.
- Mood
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- Nov 07, 2020
Some comics have long routines to get them in the mood - I just prefer to sit down, write out the same jokes in a different order and then have a little prayer that I won't be met by silence.
- Person
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was the first person in the world to audition for 'The Hobbit'. The casting director told me that when I went in. That's a lot of pressure, isn't it? The first person in the world.
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
I never know what defines you as being posh. I went to a posh school, definitely.
- Doing
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've definitely become smuttier. When I first started out, I had these aspirations: 'I'm not going to do jokes about anything crude because I'm bigger and better than that.' But then, I don't know... It makes me laugh, so I started doing it.
- Look
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- Nov 07, 2020
I hope people think of me as a bit older. I do have a beard. That makes me look very old.
- Nov 07, 2020
If I'm in an uncomfortable situation, I think I can say something funny to defuse it. Sometimes you can't.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
My mother giving birth to me was just like Lady Sybil giving birth, except that there wasn't such a tragic ending.
- Best
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't like comedians who don't have conviction, and with stand-up, it is always best to have an angle.
- Dad
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- Nov 07, 2020
I vote for whoever will annoy my dad.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think people respect honesty rather than hiding it.
- Back
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'd like to scale back the television. I'm constantly told that I'm over-exposed, and I don't want to end up like Carol Vorderman.
- Enough
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- Nov 07, 2020
My dad doesn't hug me enough!
- Nov 07, 2020
Once you start doing a lot, you don't ever want to stop working. It feels weird if you're not doing something.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
I want to write a film. I need to think of the right idea and focus on that; I love writing.
- Better
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- Nov 07, 2020
I wish I was a bit shorter, as I think shorter people have better walks. Freddie Fox, the actor, is shorter than me and has an amazing gait; and Tom Cruise has a brilliant run. I'm just gangly.
- Energy
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- Nov 07, 2020
I eat healthily, as it keeps my energy up.
- Glasses
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I was younger, I was insecure for about 10 years: I wore glasses, had a cow's lick, buck teeth and braces. I looked ridiculous.
- He
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- Nov 07, 2020
If I could look like anyone, it would be Jamie Redknapp - even up close, he's amazing.
- Doing
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- Nov 07, 2020
Part of doing stand-up is to get things off your chest. It's a bit like being in a psychiatrist's chair - but more enjoyable.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
I acted at school but got very bad parts - things that they'd made up in Shakespeare plays like 'Guard 17' - so I wrote plays and gave myself parts, then I wrote sketches, then I did stand-up. Even in the school nativity I was the emu in the manger.
- Buffet
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- Nov 07, 2020