- Girl
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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Kindness
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't know what it's like to be mocked because of your skin color. I don't know what it's like to feel overweight. All I can do as a woman is have compassion, treat other women with kindness, and allow them to just be happy and not judge them for it.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
As women, and as people, we're often forced to choose between pop culture and tearing down celebrities or a show about politics.
- Madness
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- Nov 07, 2020
I really wanted to do a deep-dive into the idea that women are always called 'crazy,' and we are painted with such broad strokes because it's so easy to stereotype women and write them off. I got tired of that, and I wanted to explain: We are not crazy. There's a method to our madness.
- Comedy
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- Nov 07, 2020
I drink Peet's Coffee, and they're a very authentic company. They don't try to be something that they're not, and I think that's reflective in my comedy as well.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
My mother always told me that you should have one room in your house where you celebrate all of your achievements. You shouldn't have them spread throughout.
- Nice
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- Nov 07, 2020
At a certain point, I had so much artwork that I decided to respect the art and present them in a nice way, not just on a dusty shelf.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
I believe in having a neat workspace because everything else in my life is so unpredictable, and my mind is so crowded - I wake up with commercials from the '90s blaring in my head. I try to give myself a fighting chance by having an organized workspace.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've had girls that kissed me on the cheek. People get so pumped, and so excited, they don't see you as a person. Which is fair. Sometimes, I don't see people as people. But at the end of the day, you can't put your hands on me unless I hug you first.
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
You're never going to please 100 percent of women.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
I believe in choosing your words very carefully. It's funny: I'll get comments like, 'Oh I love you. You don't care; you have no filter.' On the contrary, I absolutely have a filter, because I understand decorum, and my objective is not to upset people.
- Matter
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- Nov 07, 2020
No matter who you date, people are going to make fun of them, jealous people are going to say stuff, people get creepy - all the things that come with the public eye.
- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020
My family is funny. I think you're born with the gene.
- Kids
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- Nov 07, 2020
When all my girlfriends were watching 'ER,' I was watching episodes of 'Kids in the Hall.'
- Fish
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- Nov 07, 2020
What keeps me going is that this I all there is. I am a comedian, and this is what I do. It's like telling a fish to stop swimming. It'll die.
- Independence
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- Nov 07, 2020
There's a way to express femininity and independence and strength without going for hanging fruit.
- Prefer
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- Nov 07, 2020
I prefer social politics to politics.
- Career
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I started my career, I started with black comics: Bruce Bruce, Mark Curry, Bill Bellamy. It takes all kinds of influences.
- Experience
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- Nov 07, 2020
Getting to prove yourself in a room that's not your typical demo is an experience every comic should try. It makes you better.
- Being
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was always rewarded for being funny. I liked being funny.
- Pool
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- Nov 07, 2020
The women who are pool waitresses are another worldly species. They're half-desert lizards. They never have sunburns.
- Job
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- Nov 07, 2020
Standup is a tough job and a gritty job.
- Happy
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm always looking for bigger audiences and bigger stages. Really, however I can reach my fans is what will make me happy - well, I'll actually probably never be happy.
- How
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm going to die unhappy. That's how artists roll!
- Believe
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- Nov 07, 2020
I believe in always having a lot of irons in the fire.
- Hair
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- Nov 07, 2020
My hair is just like five pieces of very soft straw that needs managing. I touch my hair a lot, and that makes it crazy.
- Nice
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's always nice to be paid to be in Las Vegas.
- Great
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't think anyone leaves Las Vegas rejuvenated, their skin shining, their bank accounts glowing. No one leaves Vegas, like, 'I didn't make one mistake. That felt great. Back to work.'
- Nice
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- Nov 07, 2020
Whenever I play Las Vegas, they always give you a suite, and it's really nice, and it always comes with a large bathtub.
- Feel
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've built a career on evenly entertaining men and women. And I'm kind of known for not making either side feel bad.
- More
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- Nov 07, 2020
Getting on stage and screaming at all Republicans does nothing more than isolate people.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think people have to understand that 'empowering' for women doesn't mean negating men.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
My passion in life isn't politics. It truly is connecting to people and women.
- Nov 07, 2020
You can make people laugh, but having them really want to hear what you have to say, that takes trust and time.
- Comic
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- Nov 07, 2020