- Girl
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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Kindness
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't know what it's like to be mocked because of your skin color. I don't know what it's like to feel overweight. All I can do as a woman is have compassion, treat other women with kindness, and allow them to just be happy and not judge them for it.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
As women, and as people, we're often forced to choose between pop culture and tearing down celebrities or a show about politics.
- Madness
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- Nov 07, 2020
I really wanted to do a deep-dive into the idea that women are always called 'crazy,' and we are painted with such broad strokes because it's so easy to stereotype women and write them off. I got tired of that, and I wanted to explain: We are not crazy. There's a method to our madness.
- Comedy
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- Nov 07, 2020
I drink Peet's Coffee, and they're a very authentic company. They don't try to be something that they're not, and I think that's reflective in my comedy as well.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
My mother always told me that you should have one room in your house where you celebrate all of your achievements. You shouldn't have them spread throughout.
- Nice
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- Nov 07, 2020
At a certain point, I had so much artwork that I decided to respect the art and present them in a nice way, not just on a dusty shelf.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
I believe in having a neat workspace because everything else in my life is so unpredictable, and my mind is so crowded - I wake up with commercials from the '90s blaring in my head. I try to give myself a fighting chance by having an organized workspace.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've had girls that kissed me on the cheek. People get so pumped, and so excited, they don't see you as a person. Which is fair. Sometimes, I don't see people as people. But at the end of the day, you can't put your hands on me unless I hug you first.
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
You're never going to please 100 percent of women.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
I believe in choosing your words very carefully. It's funny: I'll get comments like, 'Oh I love you. You don't care; you have no filter.' On the contrary, I absolutely have a filter, because I understand decorum, and my objective is not to upset people.
- Matter
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- Nov 07, 2020
No matter who you date, people are going to make fun of them, jealous people are going to say stuff, people get creepy - all the things that come with the public eye.
- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020
My family is funny. I think you're born with the gene.
- Kids
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- Nov 07, 2020
When all my girlfriends were watching 'ER,' I was watching episodes of 'Kids in the Hall.'
- Fish
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- Nov 07, 2020
What keeps me going is that this I all there is. I am a comedian, and this is what I do. It's like telling a fish to stop swimming. It'll die.
- Independence
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- Nov 07, 2020
There's a way to express femininity and independence and strength without going for hanging fruit.
- Prefer
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- Nov 07, 2020