- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I Am Quotes
Quotes that begin with I am.
Each quote here starts with a direct claim of identity - some playful, like calling oneself a ham who likes to joke around, others more reflective, tying personal identity to one's art. Related reading includes Am Quotes.
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- Long
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- Nov 07, 2020
I feel that I am better than Roman Reigns, but you know what? He hasn't wrestled as long as I have.
- Nothing
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- Nov 07, 2020
All of those Shield guys, who came in protected, have done nothing but deliver, in my opinion, and I am a harsh critic of everyone.
- Home
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- Nov 07, 2020
My morning routine is quite common: I have breakfast at home while reading the newspaper, I take a shower, get dressed, a spray of cologne, and I am ready to go!
- Professional
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- Nov 07, 2020
I am a professional comedian, a published novelist, and a general wit for hire.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
I just talk about the funny things in my life, and the idea is that my observations reflect the lives of my audience - so people are really laughing at themselves. This is the theory, anyway, and I am aware that in print, that it doesn't appear to be very funny. But it is, and I am definitely funny.
- Fear
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- Nov 07, 2020
Doing stand-up is not normal. People fear public speaking above all other things, and I am no different.
- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020
I must say that I am rather partial to funny dog videos.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
I like to call myself numerically dyslexic, but officially, I am mathematically thick.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I am not a natural show-off. Some of the monster comedians are terrifyingly assured, and I don't have that, and that's held me back.
- Feel
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- Nov 07, 2020
I am president and do not have the right to give in to emotions. I have bad moods, very bad moods, but I never feel despair.
- Nov 07, 2020
You're always growing as a coach, and I am not done growing, and hopefully I'm not done winning.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
And now, dear sister, I must leave this house or the retreating army will make me a prisoner in it by filling up the road I am directed to take.
- Must
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- Nov 07, 2020
I am accordingly ready; I have pressed as many Cabinet papers into trunks as to fill one carriage; our private property must be sacrificed, as it is impossible to procure wagons for its transportation.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't like to get involved in things that I am not familiar with. I'm kind of a hands-on type of person.
- Nov 07, 2020