- Man
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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Enthusiasm
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm not a Larry David. I don't have a 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' and a 'Seinfeld' in me.
- Emphasize
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- Nov 07, 2020
I can't emphasize how important free speech is to a liberal and free democracy.
- Man
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- Nov 07, 2020
A lot of people in the media say that Donald Trump goes golfing too much, which raises a very important question: Why do you care? Do you want to know what he's not doing when he's golfing? Being president. Let the man putt-putt!
- Donald Trump
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- Nov 07, 2020
Donald Trump is liar-in-chief.
- Newspaper
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- Nov 07, 2020
U.S.A. Today is what happens when the coupon section takes over the newspaper.
- Duty
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- Nov 07, 2020
As a Muslim, I like to watch Fox News for the same reason I like to play 'Call of Duty.' Sometimes, I like to turn my brain off and watch strangers insult my family and heritage.
- American
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- Nov 07, 2020
Only in America can the first-generation Indian American Muslim kid get on the stage and make fun of the president.
- Holocaust
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- Nov 07, 2020
Sean Spicer has somehow been doing PR since 1999, which is 18 years. Somehow, after 18 years, his go-to move was denying the Holocaust.
- Free
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- Nov 07, 2020
Donald Trump doesn't care about free speech. The man who tweets everything that enters his head doesn't care about the amendment which lets him do that.
- Every
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- Nov 07, 2020
Every time Trump goes golfing, the headline should read, 'Trump Goes Golfing. Apocalypse Delayed.'
- New
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- Nov 07, 2020
Everything isn't breaking news. You can't go to DEFCON One just because Sanjay Gupta found a new moisturizer.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Every time I watch CNN, it feels like you're assigning me homework. Is Trump a Russian spy? I don't know. You tell me - I'm watching the news. It feels like I'm watching CNN watch the news. Just take an hour, figure out what you want to say, then go on the air.
- Smart
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- Nov 07, 2020
Every time a U.S.A. Today slides underneath my door, it's like they're saying, 'Hey, you're not that smart, right?'
- Golden
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- Nov 07, 2020
It is 2017, and we are living in the golden age of lying.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
Sean Spicer gives press briefings like someone is going through his browser history while he watches.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020