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- Days
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- Nov 07, 2020
My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something.
- Dark
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- Nov 07, 2020
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
- Hospital
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- Nov 07, 2020
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
- Honesty
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- Nov 07, 2020
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
- Adverse Conditions
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- Nov 07, 2020
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
- Go
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- Nov 07, 2020
I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.
- Had
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
- Man
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- Nov 07, 2020
There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.
- Humor
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- Nov 07, 2020
Humor is reason gone mad.
- Make
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- Nov 07, 2020
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
- Judge
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- Nov 07, 2020
Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
- Go
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- Nov 07, 2020
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
- Intelligence
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- Nov 07, 2020