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Being Funny
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Nov 07, 2020

The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever.

Gonna
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Nov 07, 2020

Well, I'm eventually gonna take the Daryl Hannah parts.

Nice
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Nov 07, 2020

No, generally I think influence is used as a nice word for plagiarism.

Naked
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Nov 07, 2020

I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.

Never
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Nov 07, 2020

I've never been one of those who wanted to fill my calendar up 90 percent of the time.

Out
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Nov 07, 2020

Well, I play Jews and parrots. Parrots are how I've branched out.

Mistaken
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Nov 07, 2020

Unfortunately, I've never been mistaken as Johnny Depp.

House
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Nov 07, 2020

If the police ever try to pick me up, Michael Jackson told me I can hide out at his house.

Nov 07, 2020

I predict one of these two teams will win the Super Bowl.

Mask
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Nov 07, 2020

I have always felt comedy and tragedy are roommates. If you look up comedy and tragedy, you will find a very old picture of two masks. One mask is tragedy. It looks like it's crying. The other mask is comedy. It looks like it's laughing. Nowadays, we would say, 'How tasteless and insensitive. A comedy mask is laughing at a tragedy mask.'

Life
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Nov 07, 2020

In real life I'm a tall, blond Christian.

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