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Last Updated on May 30, 2021

People
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Nov 07, 2020

The world still consists of two clearly divided groups: the English and the foreigners. One group consists of less than 50 million people; the other of 3,950 million. The latter group does not really count.

Better
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Nov 07, 2020

Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.

Englishman
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Nov 07, 2020

An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one.

Good
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Nov 07, 2020

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners.

Game
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Nov 07, 2020

Many Continentals think life is a game; the English think cricket is a game.

Never
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Nov 07, 2020

When people say England, they sometimes mean Great Britain, sometimes the United Kingdom, sometimes the British Isles, - but never England.

Knowledge
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Nov 07, 2020

In England only uneducated people show off their knowledge; nobody quotes Latin or Greek authors in the course of conversation, unless he has never read them.

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