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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Nov 07, 2020
I almost bought a DeLorean the other day just because. If I see something that I think is cool and I like it, I'll go for it.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I never go perform somewhere alone. I've done that since day one. I've always taken other comics with me.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm all about showing people that I'm a little messed up, I have a lot of the same problems you have. By exposing myself and putting myself out there, people can relate to me and my act won't grow stale. I mean, nobody wants to hear a comedian say, 'Life is great.'
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- Nov 07, 2020
I just know you can not be on top forever. There's always going to be the next guy, and if I'm going to go down, I'd like to know I helped the next guy take my spot. You can't prevent the inevitable, but you can join the ship.
- Insurance
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- Nov 07, 2020
I know what it's like to have a family and not have insurance and really need it. As a comic, insurance was one of those sacrifices I made early on until I could afford it.
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- Nov 07, 2020
Being on TV sucks. It's a lot of work. You memorize scripts and then you show up and they change everything. I'm a control freak. When I'm doing stand-up, I say what I want and then I get instant feedback.
- Out
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- Nov 07, 2020
Comedians do movies and TV so that when they tour, they sell out. That's the goal: To get popular enough so the place is packed.
- Hell
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- Nov 07, 2020
I started riding the whole 'fluffy' train, and it's a cute word and socially a lot more acceptable than someone saying is fat or obese. If you call a girl 'fat,' yo, she'll raise hell, but if you say, 'Aw girl, look at you, you're fluffy,' there's almost a sexy appeal to it.
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- Nov 07, 2020
As far as guys who perform onstage, I love Chris Rock. I'm kind of jaded on everyone else.
- Food
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm a big guy, but I'm really simple with the food. I'll hit the In-N-Out or just the regular buffets.
- Deep
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- Nov 07, 2020
I usually travel with a posse. I roll deep. I travel like a rapper, but without the artillery. We don't carry guns, we carry cookies.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I want to get so famous that I don't have to wake up in the morning. It'll probably never happen.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't have to worry about writing jokes. I just tell stories about things that have happened to me. As long as I'm alive and I'm living and I'm experiencing different things every day, the show will always change.
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- Nov 07, 2020
When you leave, you basically want to go eat, because I talk a lot about food in my act. So when you leave, you leave hungry.
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- Nov 07, 2020