- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Friends Quotes
The people who show up.
A few lines here are lighthearted — jokes traded with friends, kids acting as translators for their circle — while one is a pointed observation about who actually needs protecting. Share the mood in our Status collection.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Great
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm happy. I've had a great career. I adore my family. My closest friends from decades ago remain my closest friends.
- Best
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- Nov 07, 2020
All my ex-boyfriends, bar one, are my best friends.
- Day
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- Nov 07, 2020
Jason Behr and Amanda Brooks were cool to work with. Jason and I are fast friends to this day.
- Prison
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- Nov 07, 2020
Prison widens your circle of friends. In my stand-up, I can now talk about things that no one else has the right to touch.
- Family
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have members of my family who are in the military. I have friends who are in the military. Classmates who served in the military.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
Oh, I see people everywhere. Some are celebs, but most of my friends are just regular people. The thing is, even celebs are normal people too. Just people.
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have never written anything in one draft, not even a grocery list, although I have heard from friends that this is actually possible.
- Parents
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- Nov 07, 2020
I do well with peoples' parents, but I've certainly had friends who were not. One of my best friends is pretty consistently reviled by his girlfriends' parents!
- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020
Whatever I did, I always gravitated toward trying to be funny. If I was with friends, we were joking around. If I wrote for the newspaper, it would be a humor column. If I acted, I wanted to do comedy.
- Clique
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm ATT to the bone. I have my close circle of people, my clique - Jorge Masvidal, Mike Brown, Dan Lambert. I'm not friends with everybody. It's a gym, but this is a one-man sport.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
I couldn't care less about who sees my bits... My friends asked how I could do scenes like that and not get excited, but it wasn't like that. My bits looked the size of a cashew nut!
- Looking
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- Nov 07, 2020
'The Avengers' happened because I'm friends with Joss Whedon, and he sort of brought me into the mix when they were looking for Maria Hill.
- Nov 07, 2020