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Last Updated on May 30, 2021

Nobody
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Nov 07, 2020

The thing that nobody really said about Rebecca Adlington is that she looks pretty weird. She looks like someone who's looking at themselves in the back of a spoon.

Female
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Nov 07, 2020

How hard is it to get female panellists?

Friendly
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Nov 07, 2020

I did a ski festival in Austria once. I was struck by how friendly Austrians were, before gradually realising it's more that Glaswegians are awful.

Nov 07, 2020

There's still a lot of racism in stand-up.

Culture
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Nov 07, 2020

Supporting Celtic, waving a tricolour because your parents are Irish - that's a valid culture.

Culture
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Nov 07, 2020

Supporting Rangers, being in an Orange Lodge, that whole life - that's a valid culture.

Nov 07, 2020

I think you have a lot of rich and Conservative people who control our country who are racist and their views trickle down through things like tabloid papers.

Know
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Nov 07, 2020

In a lot of farther-flung places in Scotland people are guarded at first, but as soon as they get to know you they really hate you.

Like
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Nov 07, 2020

If you're an activist trying to do something important, I salute you. Most of us just give ourselves ethical brownie points for watching Channel 2 instead of Channel 3, like characters in a broad dystopian satire.

People
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Nov 07, 2020

It's always easier to dismiss other people than to go through the awkward and time consuming process of understanding them.

Nov 07, 2020

In the future we will all be famous for 15 minutes. It will be on a daytime magazine programme and we will each wear a tasteful shirt and slacks combination. We'll be interviewed by a soothing voice under a clock that's permanently set to 4pm. We will talk about the weather. We will record for months to get 15 minutes they can use in the edit.

Commonly
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Nov 07, 2020

I'm actually all for political correctness. If you want to work to change the usage of a word that's discriminatory then fine, I'm behind you. But that's a conversation that needs to be had in the culture. You can't just decide that commonly used parts of a language are evil and that the people who didn't get the memo must be bad people.

Government
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Nov 07, 2020

Of course, it's hard to get interested in the whole idea of government. Nothing ever changes, especially people saying 'nothing ever changes,' despite the fact their kid now has a free nursery place and their aunt was forced to work despite having dementia.

People
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Nov 07, 2020

There are a lot of problems with democracy. We need to think about how to find the people most qualified for the job.

Community
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Nov 07, 2020

Your ruling class don't care about what happens to you. What seems like some enormous upset in your community is undetectable from a helicopter or a speeding motorcade. They are pitiless.

Map
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Nov 07, 2020

Remember, taboos are just a map of what a society feels it's acceptable to be neurotic about. Taboos aren't rational.

Laugh
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Nov 07, 2020

I have no real enemies in comedy, but there are a couple of people who I'd laugh about if I heard that their legs had fallen off.

Funny
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Nov 07, 2020

Doug Stanhope is great - I saw his 'Burning the Bridge to Nowhere' show and it was inspiring. He's like an anti-shaman, taking the sting out of a bunch of things we've chosen to give a symbolic power to. I've made it sound noble and worthy there, it's not, it's really funny.

Problem
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Nov 07, 2020

Sectarianism is a real problem, but it should be addressed by people engaging with each other - reconciliation.

Man
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Nov 07, 2020

In my early 20s, there was a period when all I owned was about a dozen CDs and a crappy Discman. I'd listen to 'The Man Who Sold The World' album endlessly as I sat on off-peak trains jerking around the Sussex countryside to and from the asylum I worked in.

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