- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Food Quotes
Food as comfort, hardship, and honest confession.
This collection spans food's range, from the humiliation of accidentally poisoning a dinner guest to a genuine hardship of not having enough money for basic meals or clothes while starting out. For lighter, image-ready food lines, see Captions.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Fly
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I fly, I always drink a ton of water - no alcohol - and limit my food intake, which makes me feel best when I land. Otherwise, my body reacts to salty food and alcohol by puffing up immediately.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
I feel if I'm healthy and happy, I look good. With a good mixture of fitness and healthy food I always feel great!
- Light
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have to admit that I have a massive weakness for Italian food, which is not very light but so good!
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
In terms of diet, my parents had a restaurant business so I don't eat any junk food - they taught me to appreciate good food.
- Kitchen
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- Nov 07, 2020
When it comes to Chinese food I have always operated under the policy that the less known about the preparation the better. A wise diner who is invited to visit the kitchen replies by saying, as politely as possible, that he has a pressing engagement elsewhere.
- Mother
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- Nov 07, 2020
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Health food makes me sick.
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't cook. I don't know anything about food. I've never reviewed a restaurant.
- Crazy
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- Nov 07, 2020
I can spend hours in a grocery store. I get so excited when I see food, I go crazy. I spend hours arranging my baskets so that everything fits in and nothing gets squashed. I'm really anal about it, actually.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't regret not going to college. Students learn up to the age of 21, then stop. I'll always be learning - the things that really matter in life. How to sign on, how to get free food, how to be streetwise.
- Garden
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- Nov 07, 2020
I remember, around age three, peas growing in the back garden. Pinching them from their pods and popping them in the mouth was my first realisation that food came from somewhere other than a shelf.
- Expired
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- Nov 07, 2020