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Comedy at its most unfiltered

These fart quotes lean into comedy, with one performer admitting flatulence is simply part of the Backstage ritual before every show.

Last Updated on May 30, 2021

Nov 07, 2020

I want to become so successful that if I wanna fart on a track, I can, and it will sell.

Quotes by Tulisa

People
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Nov 07, 2020

I couldn't fart in an elevator without people wanting to sue me.

Quotes by Tommy Morrison

Love
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Nov 07, 2020

If you can fart in front of somebody, you know that they love you.

Quotes by Thundercat

Nov 07, 2020

I fart. My backstage ritual is flatulence.

Quotes by Summer Walker

He
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Nov 07, 2020

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

Quotes by Lyndon B. Johnson

Here
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Nov 07, 2020

I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.

Quotes by Kurt Vonnegut

Nov 07, 2020

I wouldn't fart in front of my wife, and she wouldn't do it in front of me.

Quotes by Harry Redknapp

Film Industry
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Nov 07, 2020

If I fail, the film industry writes me off as another statistic. If I succeed, they pay me a million bucks to fly out to Hollywood and fart.

Quotes by George A. Romero

Others joke that farting proves real friendship, or worry about lawsuits waiting to happen in a crowded, unlucky elevator.

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