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Last Updated on May 30, 2021

Nov 07, 2020

I want to become so successful that if I wanna fart on a track, I can, and it will sell.

Quotes by Tulisa

People
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Nov 07, 2020

I couldn't fart in an elevator without people wanting to sue me.

Quotes by Tommy Morrison

Love
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Nov 07, 2020

If you can fart in front of somebody, you know that they love you.

Quotes by Thundercat

Nov 07, 2020

I fart. My backstage ritual is flatulence.

Quotes by Summer Walker

He
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Nov 07, 2020

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

Quotes by Lyndon B. Johnson

Here
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Nov 07, 2020

I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.

Quotes by Kurt Vonnegut

Nov 07, 2020

I wouldn't fart in front of my wife, and she wouldn't do it in front of me.

Quotes by Harry Redknapp

Film Industry
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Nov 07, 2020

If I fail, the film industry writes me off as another statistic. If I succeed, they pay me a million bucks to fly out to Hollywood and fart.

Quotes by George A. Romero

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