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Place
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Nov 07, 2020

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Man
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Nov 07, 2020

A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.

Facts
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Nov 07, 2020

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.

Lie
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Nov 07, 2020

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.

Home
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Nov 07, 2020

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.

Girl
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Nov 07, 2020

The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.

Hamburger
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Nov 07, 2020

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.

Hope
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Nov 07, 2020

Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.

He
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Nov 07, 2020

A husband is like a fire - he goes out when unattended.

Last
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Nov 07, 2020

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

Money
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Nov 07, 2020

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Lose
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Nov 07, 2020

Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.

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